We hear it in almost every episode; Mulder and Scully
Scully: Mulder, did you see their eyes? If I were that stoned --
Mulder: OOH! If you were that stoned *what*?
Scully: Mulder, you are jeopardising my
I thought Mulder's sex-obsession wasn't mentioned during
season 4, and it wasn't -- not until "Small Potatoes". Thank you, Deryk, for reminding me of the following:
I've read somewhere that Scully is the woman with the worst sense of
humour in TV land. I beg to differ. She may not be the greatest of jokers,
but she managed to surprise me sometimes. Here are my favourite Scully lines
(which are mostly pure sarcasm, but sometimes left even Mulder, speechless) --
Mulder: ...to deny us evidence
Scully: Evidence of what?
Mulder: Alien civilisation
Scully: Oh, of course.
Scully: Well it's not hard to see why they mistook you for a vagrant.
Mulder: Are you going to rag on me or take me to get something to eat?
Scully: Am I paying, or did you manage to panhandle some change while you were at it?
Mulder: Don't you have a life Scully?
Scully: Keep it up Mulder and I'll hurt you like that beast-woman.
Scully: Care to take me to lunch?
Well, here I don't have a quote, but you must agree that Mulder was quite
speechless when Scully nonchalantly took that squirming cricket, and ate it.
CLYDE BRUCKMAN'S FINAL REPOSE
FBI Agent #1: Agent Mulder, please.
Scully: (to Mulder) I can't take you anywhere...
WAR OF THE COPROPHAGES
Mulder: Bambi also has this theory I've never come across about U.F.O's....
Mulder: Dr Berenbaum.
Scully: Her name is Bambi?
Mulder: Yeah both her parents were naturalists. Her theory is that UFO's are actually
Scully: Her name is Bambi?!
Scully: Meanwhile, I've quit the F.B.I. and become a spokesperson for the Ab-roller.
(Mulder doesn't even pay attention, and tells her to smell the ball...)
Mulder: Scully would you think less of me as a man if I told you I was kind of excited
Scully: I don`t know; Baa-Ram-Ewe, Baa-Ram-Ewe.
Mulder: Yeah, that`ll work.
Scully: I babysat my nephew this weekend. Watched Babe fifteen times a day.
Mulder: And people call me spooky.
THE FIELD WHERE I DIED
Mulder: Dana. If early in the four years we've been working, an event occurred that
Scully: Even if I knew for certain, I wouldn't change a day.
Another subject which is mentioned once in a while, is Mulder's fascination
with sex. His video collections, men's newspapers, etc. Hmmm, maybe
fascination is not a very good choice of a word. Obsession maybe?
Anyway, here's where it's mentioned:
Scully: Working hard, Mulder?
Mulder: (indicating to centerfold) This woman claims to have been taken aboard a
Scully: (Looking sideways at magazine) Antigravity's right.
Mulder: I was merely extending her a professional courtesy.
Scully: Oh, is that what you were extending.
Scully: Can I meet you somewhere?
Mulder: No, it's just that I kind of anticipate having my hands full.
BEYOND THE SEA
Scully: Last time you were that engrossed it turned out you were reading the adult
Frohike: Obviously you haven't read the August edition of The Lone Gunmen.
Mulder: Oh, I'm sorry boys... it arrived the same day as my subscription to
Mulder: Whatever tape you found in that VCR isn't mine.
Scully: Good, because I put it back in that drawer with all those other videos
Frohike: Unbelievable! We thought you were history!!
Mulder: You're gonna have to wait a little longer for my video collection, Frohike.
Scully: I'm surprised you haven't already read that issue.
Mulder: Oh, I have. April is the cruellest month. But *mine* didn't come with
CLYDE BRUCKMAN'S FINAL REPOSE
Clyde: You know, there are worse ways to go, but I can't think of a more
Mulder: Why are you telling *me* that?
Clyde: Forget I mentioned it. It's none of my business.
Scully: What are you watching?
Mulder: Something that just came in the mail.
Scully: That's not your usual brand of entertainment.
Mulder: Think I could get the Playboy Channel?
Scully: Mulder! Look at this. There must be hundreds of tapes here.
Mulder: Anything good?
Chantalle: Hello Marty? Chantalle. It's been so long since we've spoken and I've
Scully: Hi .. uh, something's come up. I was, uh, hoping that you could do me a favor.
Mulder: Why? What's going on?
Scully: This isn't official FBI business so I was hoping that we could keep it outside
Mulder: Hey, look, I'm, uh … I'm kind of tailing a possible suspect right now, so
Scully: I need some birth and adoptive records on a Dara Kernof.
Scully: Dara Kernof. I can't tell you much more than that, Mulder. I'm sorry.
Mulder: You want to give me a hint? Anything?
Scully: Not until you get me those records.
Mulder: All right, I'll talk to you later.
Mulder: Hi. My name is Fox. This is Dana and Diana. How are you doing?
Gibson: I don't mind it here. They get all the good TV shows. Where I live, in the
Mulder: What's wrong with Baywatch?
Gibson: You've got a dirty mind.
I thought Mulder's sex-obsession wasn't mentioned during season 4, and it wasn't -- not until "Small Potatoes". Thank you, Deryk, for reminding me of the following: